Top 100 Stranger Things Tv Show Quotes
“Steve Harrington ” ““I love you, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry? The hell am I sorry for?” “
“Lucas Sinclair ” “She helped just enough so she could get what she wants. Food and a bed. She’s like a stray dog.”
“Keith” “Acne isn’t a rash, and it isn’t contagious, you prepubescent wastoid”
“Dustin Henderson” “Lando!”
“Dustin” “Just wait ’til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral”
“Joyce Byers” “I don’t care if anyone believes me!”
” Dustin Henderson” “Oh, Jesus! I’m in unchartered territory here, guys.”
“Dustin” “But this girl’s special, you know. It’s just, like, something about her”
“Chief Hopper” “Rule number one: always keep the curtains drawn.”
“Dustin” “We can’t stop those Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on words, okay”
“Chief Hopper” “After school, you all go home. Immediately. That means no biking around looking for your friend, no investigating, no nonsense. This isn’t some Lord of the Rings book.”
” Steve Harrington” “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
“Dustin” “She’s hotter than Phoebe Cates.”
” Mike Wheeler ” “All I know is, Will’s alive. Will is alive! He’s out there somewhere. All we have to do is find him.”
“Chief Hopper” “You wanna know the worst thing that’s ever happened here in the four years I’ve been working here?…It’s when an owl attacked Eleanor Gillespie’s head because it thought that her hair was a nest”
” Jonathan Byers” “You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.”
” Bob Newby ” “Shall I teach you French while I’m at it, Jim? How about a little German?”
“Dustin Henderson” “Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind!”
“Max” “A safe place to what? Be creepy?”
“Dustin Henderson” “An inter-dimensional slug?! Because it’s awesome”
” Dustin Henderson” “We never would’ve upset you if we knew you had superpowers.”
“Joyce Byers” “Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m gonna get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages.”
“Joyce Byers” “Will wanted me to give him some space, so I’m giving him a few feet.”
” Jim Hopper” “Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
“Jonathan Byers” “Listen, don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”
” Jonathan Byers” “It’s just, sometimes… people don’t really say what they’re really thinking. But when you capture the right moment, it says more.”
“Kali” “I just feel whole, like a piece of me was missing, and now, it’s not”
“Dustin Henderson” “When I become rich and famous for this one day, don’t come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I’m so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade.”
” Jim Hopper” “Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.”
” Dustin Henderson” “YOU BETTER RUN! She’s our friend, and she’s crazy!”
“Jonathan Byers” “Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world”
“Dustin” “Now that you’re out of high school, which means you’re technically an adult, don’t you think it’s time you move on from primitive constructs such as popularity?”
“Dustin Henderson” “Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”
“Dustin Henderson” “Sorry, but you ate my cat!”
“Steve Harrington” “How come the only one helping me out is the random girl?”
“Dr. Owens” “All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.”
“Florence” “Only love makes you that crazy sweetheart…and that damn stupid”
” Mike Wheeler ” “If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
“Dustin Henderson” “No, Mike, you give me a break! All three of you were being a bunch of little assholes! I was the only reasonable one.”
“Max” “There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.”
“Will Byers” “The demogorgon – it got me. See you tomorrow.”
“Dustin” “I told you a million times my teeth are coming in. It’s called cleidocranial dysplasia”
“Eleven” “Mouth-breather”
“Scott Clarke” “Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving.”
“Sam Owens” “Men of science have made abundant mistakes of every kind”
“Dustin Henderson” “Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind”
“Dustin Henderson” “I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books are my paddles. I need my paddles!”
” Dustin Henderson” “Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”
“Jonathan Byers” “Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak”
“Billy Hargrove” “Don’t take it too hard man, pretty boy like you doesn’t have anything to worry about. Plenty of bitches in the sea.”
“Lucas Sinclair” “Oh yeah, this is the monster killer!”
“Hopper:” “If you don’t mind, for the sake of your poor old dad, keep the door open three inches.”
“Mike” “We’re not even in the game; we’re on the bench”
“Mike Wheeler:” “Eleven… okay. Um, well my name’s Mike, short for Michael. How about we call you ‘El’, short for Eleven?”
“Eleven” ” The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.”
” Dr. Owens ” “All living organisms develop defense mechanisms against attack. They adapt. They find some way to survive.”
“Chief Hopper” “You wanna go out in the world?! You better grow up! GROW THE HELL UP!”
” Will Byers” “It’s like when you have a dream and you can’t remember it unless you think really hard.”
“Joyce Byers” “I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me! You left him in that place to die! You faked his death! We had a funeral. We buried him. And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.”
” Billy Hargrove ” “I thought she was at Lucas’ but Mrs. Sinclair said that your house is the designated hang out, so, you know, here I am.”
” Will Byers” “I felt this evil like it was looking at me.”
” Dustin Henderson” “Sorry but you ate my cat!’”
“Chief Hopper” “Yeah? And I want a date with Bo Derek. We all want things”
” Billy Hargrove” “You smell that Mags? That’s actually shit. Cow shit. [I don’t see any cows] Clearly you haven’t met the high school girls.”
“Joyce Byers” “You’re talking about grief. This is different”
“Steve” “It’s this stupid hat. I am telling you, it’s totally blowing my best feature.”
“Joyce Byers” “This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bi*h.”
“Chief Hopper” “C-O-M-promise. Compromise? How ’bout that’s your word for the day, yeah? It’s something that’s kinda in-between, something like… half-way happy”
“Jim Hopper” “Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time”
“Will Byers ” “I felt this evil like it was looking at me.”
“Dustin Henderson” “Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind”
“Lucas Sinclair” “We’re talking about the destruction of our world as we know it”
“Erica” “You can’t spell America without Erica.”
“Dustin Henderson” “We can’t stop those Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It’s like a compound. It’s like a play on words, okay.”
“Who do you think would make more money in a freak show? Midnight, Frogface, or Toothless?” “Troy”
“Eleven” “I saw you. In the rainbow room”
“Lucas Sinclair” “You’re just not nimble enough, but you’ll get there someday”
” Jonathan Byers” “Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people. He’s in the vast majority.”
“Dustin” “Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”
“Dustin Henderson” “We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers”
“Dustin Henderson” “Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!”
“Erica” “You know what this half-baked plan of yours sounds like to me? Child endangerment”
” Murray Bauman” “People don’t spend their lives trying to get a look at what’s behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, definition.”
“Joyce Byers” “Well, I don’t know who’s been raising you, but I’m gonna get you some new crayons because it looks like he’s shooting cabbages”
” Murray Bauman” “There’s nothing simple about it. Nothing simple about anything you’ve told me.”
” Eleven” “Friends don’t lie.”
“Mr. Clarke” “Science is neat, but I’m afraid it’s not very forgiving”
“Steve Harrington” “It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”
“Dustin” “Oh, Jesus! I’m in unchartered territory here, guys”
“Mike Wheeler :” “Are you deaf? I thought we were friends, you know? But friends tell each other the truth. And they definitely don’t lie to each other. You made me think that Will was okay; that he was still out there but he wasn’t! He wasn’t. Maybe you thought you were helping but you weren’t. You hurt me, do you understand? What you did sucks.”
“Mike” “We are treating her like some kind of machine when she’s not a machine, and I don’t want her to die looking for the flayed when they’ve obviously vanished off the face of the earth. So can we please just come up with a new plan because I love her and I can’t lose her again.”
“Steve Harrington” “I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
“Eleven” “The gate… I opened it. I’m the monster.”
” Jonathan Byers” “Nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world.”
“Chief Hopper” “Rule number two: only open the door, if you hear my secret knock”
“Dustin Henderson” “Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”
“Murray Bauman” “People don’t spend their lives trying to look at what’s behind the curtain. They like the curtain. It provides them stability, comfort, and definition”
“Steve Harrington ” “I‘m stealthy, like a ninja.”
” Steve Harrington” “It’s Fabergé Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner, and when your hair’s damp—it’s not wet, okay? When it’s damp, do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray.”
“Dustin Henderson” “But this girl’s special, you know. It’s just, like, something about her.”
“Steve Harrington” “Something’s coming. Something hungry for blood. A shadow grows on the wall behind you, swallowing you in darkness. It is almost here”
“Mike Wheeler to Noah Byers ” “If we’re both going crazy, then we’ll go crazy together, right?”
“Bob Newby” “I always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books”