“As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.” ” “Veronica”
““Please…I’ve had my seven minutes of heaven with Archie Andrews.”” “Riverdale”
““If you breathe, it’s because I give you air.” ” “Cheryl”
““You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not.” “Veronica”
“Listen Moose, you’re hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you’ve got more demons than The Exorcist. We are all on the spectrum but my gay-o-meter says you should stick with what you know best… girls.”
” “Riverdale”
““I’m in the mood for chaos.” ” “Cheryl”
“””I want him blocked.”” ” “Alice Cooper”
““I self-identify as a loner.” ” “Jughead”
““We have to claw our way into the same room you can just waltz into.” ” “Josie”
““Sorry to interrupt the sad breakfast club.”
” “Cheryl”
““Read my glossed lips – not gonna happen.” ” “Josie”
” “I don’t fit in. And I don’t wanna fit in.”
” “Jughead”
““Just kind of hoping it means I’ll always be close to him, no matter what.”
” “Jughead”
““You ever seen what happens to a snake when a Louboutin heel steps on it? Keep talking and you’ll find out.”” “Veronica”
“Wonderful. Ten minutes in and I’m already the Blue Jasmine of Riverdale High.”” “Riverdale”
““Betty and I come as a matching set. You want one, you take us both.”
” “Veronica”
““In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.” ” “Jughead”
““I’m not gonna stop until I prove it.” ” “Betty”
““You can’t go through life trying not to get hurt.” ” “Archie”
““As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.”
“Veronica”
“””You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.”” ” “Jughead”
““He’ll be here tonight as the sun has its last shadow upon the earth and the crescent moon is risen upon the Eastern ridge.”” “Riverdale”
““Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist. Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?”
” “Veronica”
““You’re so doing this. Slaying your dragons, Betty Cooper, one by one.”
” “Riverdale”
““Hands off, goblin.”
” “Cheryl”
““Color me impressed. A B&E with B&V. What would your Holy Roller mother say about this, Betty?”” “Riverdale”
““Be the Jay to my Bey?”
” “Veronica”
““Wanna team up for a little destruction?”
” “Riverdale”
““You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie but I’m not.” ” “Veronica”
““You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.”” “Veronica”
““I was born alone. I’ll die alone. I’ll sing alone. I’ll be OK.”” “Archie”
““Snakes don’t shed their skin so easily.”” “Riverdale”
““I need girls with fire on my squad.”
” “Cheryl”
“To be discussed… over many burgers… and many days.” ” “Riverdale”
” “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
” “Jughead”
““There’s that old cliché saying – ‘It’s always darkest before the dawn.’ But sometimes there’s just darkness.”” “Jughead”
““What was it like before she got here? I honestly cannot remember.” ” “Kevin”
““Let’s start with skinny dipping and see what happens.”” “Kevin”
““Hey, nice outfit.”
” “Archie”
““Do you think I could use Jason Blossom’s death as an excuse to get out of PE? ‘Sorry Coach, I’m just too freaked out and depressed right now to do pull ups.’ …What? Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”” “Riverdale”
““Snakes don’t shed their skin so easily.” ” “FP Jones”
““Look, it’s the rich kids from the goonies.” ” “Jughead”
““From now on, we’re protecting our own.” ” “Archie”
““That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.”” “Jughead”
““Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”” “Josie”
““You are so perfect. I’ll never be good enough for you.” ” “Archie”
““Betty don’t! Don’t do give up! You family is definitely splintering right now but it won’t fall apart because of you. Because you’re holding them together. You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise. You’re stronger than your mother. You’re stronger than your father. You’re holding this family together. So don’t… don’t let go.”
” “Riverdale”
““Alright girl, go get changed. ‘Cause we’re gonna rock it!” ” “Josie”
““We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will end you.” ” “Archie”
““I need to know my dad’s life, and he needs to know mine.”” “Veronica”
” “Because Archie’s swell. But, like most millenial straight guys, he needs to be told what he wants. So, tell him, finally.”
” “Riverdale”
““You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.”
” “Riverdale”
“Gamechanger. Archie got hot. He’s got abs, now. Six more reasons for you to grab that ginger bull by the horn, tonight.”” “Riverdale”
““My specialty is ice.” ” “Veronica”
““In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on? That’s weird.”
” “Riverdale”
““We have to claw our way into the same room you can just waltz into.” ” “Josie”
““I think she’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.”” “Cheryl”
““Doesn’t it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level?” ” “Jughead”
““If you can’t accept what I do, whatever I do, then we’re just…we’re not really friends.”” “Kevin”
““We’re both so lucky, I mean, don’t you think? To have found the people that we’re meant to be with?” ” “Betty”
” “You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.”
” “Jughead”
““I do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can’t I do this one thing for me?”
” “Riverdale”
” “If the Manolo Blahnik fits.” ” “Veronica”
““Every town has one, the spooky house that all the kids avoid. Ours was Thornhill, the Blossom family’s mansion, with it’s very own graveyard. And trapped within its walls, like some Gothic heroine, was Cheryl Blossom, who’s still grieving for her beloved brother Jason. Linked in death even as they were in life.”
” “Riverdale”
““Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!” ” “Cheryl”
““I’m Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but this place is strictly In Cold Blood.” ” “Veronica”
“”” You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.” ” “Kevin”
“You wouldn’t be the first mobster to see a therapist, Daddy.” “Veronica”
“Who would’ve thought at the beginning of the year that we would all become great friends?”” “Betty”
““We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we just both do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.”
” “Jughead”
““I don’t follow the rules. I make them. And when necessary, I break them.” ” “Veronica”
““Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.”” “Kevin”
““I’m trying to help you, dude. I’m trying to be your friend here. Even though we’re not anymore.”
” “Riverdale”
““Fear. It’s the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we’re afraid of everything. The dark… The boogeyman under the bed… And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.”” “Riverdale”
““Don’t underestimate her. And don’t bet against her.”
” “Archie”
““In real life, what you see is what you get.”” “Kevin”
““The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, especially not when there’s a snake curled up in its limbs.”
” “Jughead”
“To be discussed… over many burgers… and many days.” ” “Jughead”
