Best 117 Lucifer Morningstar Quotes

“When angels fall, they also… rise” “Lucifer”


“I can’t go downstairs, Detective. Between my sunglasses, scarf and gloves, I’ll look like Stevie Wonder on a snow day.” “Lucifer”


“If you desire something, just take it.” “Lucifer”


“GOOD MORNING, VIETNAM!” “Lucifer”


“Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.” “Lucifer”


“When angels fall, they also… rise” “Linda Martin”


“Trust me, a church confessional has nothing compared to pillow talk.” “Lucifer”


“The best way to be first is to know it’ll happen beforehand.” “Lucifer”


“You need to get a thicker skin. Stand up for yourself, because the truth is, nobody’s gonna do it for you.” “Charlotte Richards”


“If you truly worship the dollar, then I’m your ticket to divinity.” “Lucifer”


“Just, whenever you’re faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What would Lucifer do?” “Lucifer”


“Only for torture, and usually out of tune. Lately, we’ve been playing music by this chap named Bieber. Gosh, you should hear the screams.” “Lucifer”


“We can’t control what happens to us, only how it affects us and the choices we make” “Charlotte Richards”


“One man’s trash is a forensic scientist’s treasure.” “Ella Lopez”


“They eat, darling. All they do is eat. And then afterwards, the food comes out changed and not for the better” “Charlotte Richards”


“You don’t quit when you’re doing God’s work.” “Charlotte Richards”


“Take a swing and I’ll shove that so far up your ass, you’ll have splinters in your stool.” “Lucifer”


“Lately I’ve been thinking. Do you think I’m the Devil because I’m inherently evil, or just because dear ol’ dad decided I was?” “Lucifer”


“Emotions are hard, but that’s why they make you strong.” “Linda Martin”


“Guilt is such a useless emotion” “Lucifer”


“People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions.” “Lucifer”


“If you go looking for loopholes, you’ll always find them” “Chloe Decker”


“Ah, the diamond industry. Truly the greatest trick someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal” “Lucifer”


“You know, if you spent as much time appealing to suspects as you do annoying me, things might go a lot faster” “Chloe Decker”


“Always gratifying to find out that one’s nemesis is altogether lacking in style.” “Lucifer”


“The Devil usually has impeccable gaydar.” “Lucifer”


“The good news is that whilst all dogs go to Heaven, you’d be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.” “Lucifer”


“Dealing with mortality was so much easier when I was just another clueless idiot. Being a celestial insider really sucks.” “Linda Martin”


“Typical Vegas. Even the suicides are fake.” “Lucifer”


“A wrestling match inside your noggin? I like the idea. Just you and me, one round? No tricks. You win, you jump in the hole. I win… well then I win. What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I’m better than you” “Lucifer”


“Cosmos are yummy” “Amenadiel”


“I find people who are rude usually feel powerless in their own lives. Terrified of not being in control.” “Linda Martin”


“What’s the point of extorting and murdering if you don’t get to do what you desire?” “Lucifer”


“Welcome to the club of parental deceit, child. It’s a lonely place, but, that’s the price of being clever” “Lucifer”


“People sometimes kill the people with whom they’re in love. The heart’s mysterious” “Lucifer”


“What makes us vulnerable is often right under our noses.” “Lucifer”


“Now tell me, what is it that you truly desire?” “Lucifer”


“You can’t lie to me. I see it all. How odd you always felt. How out of place in that family of yours. And why shouldn’t you have? They were foster care, at best! I’m your real family” “Lucifer”


“Trust me, if there’s one thing I know, it’s desire.” “Lucifer”


“When in doubt, go with the classics. That’s what I always say” “Lucifer”


“Just because I’m about to slaughter a man in cold blood doesn’t mean I’m not civilized.” “Lucifer”


“Sometimes it’s easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself” “Linda Martin”


“We’re going to kill each other. And for what? One of dad’s tests. And we don’t even know the answer. We’re brothers. Let’s just walk off the chessboard” “Lucifer”


“I’m great at dismembering humans. How hard can it be to fix one?” “Mazikeen ‘Maze’ Smith”


“No rest for the soulless.” “Mazikeen ‘Maze’ Smith”


“It’s really not a good day for… your… Luciferness” “Chloe Decker”


“I am a Devil of my word.” “Lucifer”


“Lucifer, he does this. He notices things that normal people are too normal to notice.” “Lucifer”


“You people misunderstand me. You call me “Satan” and “Devil” but… do you know my crime? I loved God too much. And for that he betrayed me — punished me. Just as he’s punished you. After all, how could God stand idly by while that man broke into your home and butchered your family in their beds? There are only two rational answers, Nick — either, he’s sadistic… or he simply doesn’t care.” “Lucifer”


“I refuse to be a scapegoat for which something I bear no responsibility. It’s a theme in my life.” “Lucifer”


“Consider me an emotional jockstrap for the Decker family jewels.” “Lucifer”


“You realize what you just did? You just ruined a perfectly good Burberry.” “Lucifer”


“Hell truly hath no fury like a woman scorned.” “Lucifer”


“Hey. No one insults my family, except for me” “Ella Lopez”


“I was a son. A brother, like you. A younger brother. And I had an older brother who I loved. Idolized, in fact. And one day, I went to him and I begged him to stand with me, and Michael… Michael turned on me. Called me a freak. A monster. And then he beat me down. All because I was different. Because I had a mind of my own. Tell me something Sam, any of this sound familiar?” “Lucifer”


“Anybody worth dating should understand everything that makes you… you.” “Eve”


“You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn’t believe in what they say.” “Lucifer”


“Candy, darling, this is my mother. Mum, this is Candy, my wife. I’m sorry that we didn’t invite you to the wedding. We just decided no enemies.” “Lucifer”


“I thought our killer was just raving mad, but he’s trying to prove a bloody point. That everyone would make the same choice he did. Saving their livelihood over someone else’s life” “Lucifer”


“Hello. My name is Lucifer Morningstar and I… love drugs. Love them! Mmm! Yummy, yummy, yummy. Can’t get enough. And… I’ve got lots of money… mmm, that I love spending on drugs. Not even picky. I’ll do any of them. Mix them together sometimes.” “Lucifer”


“Pull yourself together. You look like a homeless magician!” “Chloe”


“We need the most love when we’re being most unlovable.” “Amenadiel”


“What I hate more than anything is a liar, a charlatan, someone who doesn’t believe in what they say” “Lucifer”


“Sometimes we need to lose something before we can understand its value” “Linda Martin”


“Well, maybe it’s like butt stuff. Easier the second time around.” “Lucifer”


“There was immediate danger. He was about to leave this woman completely unsatisfied.” “Lucifer”


“It’s always the ones you least suspect, the ones you trust the most, that hurt you. They wait until your guard is down and then wham! In my case, it was tequila” “Lucifer”


“Sam… my heart breaks for you. The weight on your shoulders: what you’ve done, what you still have to do, it is more than anyone could bear. If there was some other way… but there isn’t. I will never lie to you, I will never trick you but you will say yes to me.” “Lucifer”


“Hey! No one calls my skank a skank.” “Mazikeen ‘Maze’ Smith”


“Look, people like you. They find you helpful, like duct tape or a trusty socket wrench. I want you to teach me your secret. I want you to show me how to be a tool.” “Lucifer”


“Why do humans think they can rectify one evil with another?” “Lucifer”


“Lucifer’s not another guy. He’s a weirdo” “Chloe Decker”


“Snapping necks and cashing checks is what I do” “Lucifer”


“If it makes you comfy, you could call me God” “Lucifer”


“People don’t arrive broken. They start with passion and yearning till something comes along that disabuses them of those notions” “Lucifer”


“No one gives us the right… we take it.” “Lucifer”


“We’re similar in a lot of ways, aren’t we, Burt? Except for one. You’re a bad man and I’m not. I’m much, much worse than that” “Lucifer”


“Ah, well, no need to thank me for my heroism. Well, maybe just a little. No one’s stopping you.” “Lucifer”


“All those times you ran away, you weren’t running from them: you were running towards me.” “Lucifer”


“Miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.” “Lucifer”


“Let me play the Me’s advocate…” “Lucifer”


“Sometimes betrayal come from the ones we expect the least.” “Lucifer”


“The road to Hell really is paved with bad acne-prone intentions” “Lucifer”


“Boring people never like to be told they’re dull. Right, Detective?” “Lucifer”


“Hail to the King, baby.” “Lucifer”


“I’m like walking heroin, very habit forming. It never ends well.” “Lucifer”


“The Devil gets burned by fire. Could this be any more ironic?” “Lucifer”


“Is everything all right, Detective? You seem distracted. Usually I get at least a glimmer of a smile from my remarks, the occasional eye roll. I think I got a snort once.” “Lucifer”


“A wrestling match inside your noggin? I like the idea. Just you and me, one round? No tricks. You win, you jump in the hole. I win… well then I win. What do you say, Sam? A fiddle of gold against your soul says I’m better than you” “Lucifer”


“I thought since I’ll never likely penetrate you, I’d commemorate the one time you penetrated me.” “Lucifer”


“I mean, God works in mysterious ways. So you just got to believe that when He crushes your nuts, He does it for a reason” “Ella Lopez”


“No offense, brother, but on the list of things I’d like to wake up to, your face falls somewhere after a horse’s head and Coldplay tickets.” “Lucifer”


“If I wanted to attend an art class, I would have at least had the sense to take one with a nude model.” “Lucifer”


“Vatican investigator? Sounds like a soon-to-be-canceled TV show.” “Lucifer”


“I love L.A. Even the homeless have an IMDB page” “Lucifer”


“If you really want to know if you’re a worthy romantic partner, ask yourself” “Amenadiel”


“The most evil of people have the most normal names, I’ve experienced. Beware anyone named Keith.” “Lucifer”


“No matter how bad things get, the true test is how we choose to respond to the pain we suffer, or inflict” “Amenadiel”


“I don’t understand why humans waste so much time resisting their desires. A rehabilitation center for drugs and sex.” “Lucifer”


“You don’t save a marriage by sleeping with other people” “Chloe Decker”


“Nothing pisses God off more than exercising free will.” “Lucifer”


“That tingling sensation running up your spine… inevitability. And the bit running down your leg? Fear.” “Lucifer”


“Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandma to an orgy.” “Lucifer”


“What happens in Heaven, stays in Heaven” “Lucifer”


“Just realized I’ve been a tad myopic lately. Why not spread the love? I mean, everyone deserves a little Lucifer.” “Lucifer”


“Never fear, Luci-Dan is here” “Lucifer”


“Mmm, dangerous. Lucifer likes” “Lucifer”


“As any parent knows, the best time to get things done is when everyone else is asleep.” “Chloe Decker”


“Dr. Linda’s had a crash course in celestial beings. Only melted her brain for about a week.” “Lucifer”


“I guess humanity isn’t entirely awful. They did make vodka. Roller coasters. Triple crème Brie.” “Charlotte Richards”


“Believe me, there is no winning when you play by a twisted tyrant’s rules.” “Lucifer”


“My mum’s gonna kill me. And before you say it, that’s not a metaphor. She’s literally going to kill me. She’s not the forgiving type.” “Lucifer”


“Sorry if it’s a bit chilly. Most people think I burn hot. It’s actually quite the opposite” “Lucifer”


“You know, I never understood you pagans. You’re such petty little things. Always fighting. Always happy to sell out your own kind. No wonder you forfeited this planet to us. You are worse than humans. You’re worse than demons and yet you claim to be Gods… and they call me prideful.” “Lucifer”


“A deal’s a deal, especially one with the Devil.” “Lucifer”


“Trust me, I’ve been doing this a long time. I know evil.” “Lucifer”


“The best thing to do is always to follow your greatest desire.” “Lucifer”

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