Best 20 Succession Quotes

About Succession Tv Show: “In the series, created by Jesse Armstrong, the story of Logan Roy, who lives in New York and manages one of the largest media companies in the world, and his four children are discussed in the axis of money, power, politics and family values.”

1- “It was supposed to be choreographed. That was about as choreographed as a dog getting fucked on roller skates.” – Logan, Succession

2- “What I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener, because at least then it would be useful.” – Roman, Succession

3- “You can’t make a Tomelette without breaking some Gregs” – Gil, Succession

4- “Greg, this is not fucking Charles Dickens World, okay? You don’t go around talking about principles. Man the fuck up!” – Tom, Succession

5- “Sure. Although he did once call me the cunt of Monte Cristo.” – Tom, Succession

6- “Romulus, when you laugh, please do it at the same volume as everyone else. We didn’t get you from a hyena farm.” – Logan, Succession

7- “The ‘Logan Roy School of Journalism’? What’s next, the ‘Jack The Ripper Women’s Health Clinic’?” – Ewan, Succession

8- “Drive your fucking whirly-bird!” – Logan, Succession

9- “You better be smelling your fucking armpit, Romulus” – Logan, Succession

10- “Are we talking to each other on the deck of a majestic schooner? Is the salty brine stinging my weather-beaten face? No? Then why the fuck are you are wearing a pair of deck shoes man?” – Tom, Succession

11- “You’re my boy. You’re my number one boy.” – Logan, Succession

12- “I just wonder if the sad I’d be without you is less than the sad I get from being with you.” – Tom, Succession

13- “He ate my fucking chicken. What’s next? Stick his cock in my potato salad?” – Logan, Succession

14- “You don’t hear much about syphilis these days. Very much the MySpace of STDs.” – Tom, Succession

15- “It’s not like they pre-poop them. It’s just a mental barrier.” – Greg, Succession

16- “What the fuck is this obsession with milk? You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts.” – Roman, Succession

17- “He’s selling me things I want at a fair price? So what’s next, fellatio?” – Logan, Succession

18- “They call Gil ‘Meth Head Santa,’ because he so rarely delivers.” – Hugo, Succession

19- “You look like a dildo dipped in beard trimmings.” – Roman, Succession

20- “I’m not saying I’d make a better CEO. That’s unsaid.” – Connor, Succession